She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
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