do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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