I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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