your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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