Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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