their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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