its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
the room spins SO much faster in panama
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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