Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Do plants get herpes?
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