it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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