Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
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