Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
soo... how was my night?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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