no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
the day after is always just damage control
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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