So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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