bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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