White coat. Heels.
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
just tell him i said nine months
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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