sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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