Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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