I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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