Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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