Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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