You're completely useless in the revolution.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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