I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
whose ass print is on the piano?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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