We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
My vagina is officially offended.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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