yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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