Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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