i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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