all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
then he tried to convert me to islam
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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