Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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