White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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