I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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