i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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