Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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