420 ftw
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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