We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
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Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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