I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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