you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Randomize
