I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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