Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
He? As in you personified your dick?
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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