Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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