I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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