I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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