He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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