Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
worst night to have a conscience
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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