what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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