I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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