Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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