You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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