I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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