He kissed a someone with a penis
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
