The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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