Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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