I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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