This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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