found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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